ÿþ<html> <body bgcolor="#000000"> <a href="home.html"><img src="LOVE title.gif"border="0" /></a> <a href="chapters.html"><img src="chapters.jpg"border="0" /></a> <hr> <center> <script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-1014671272038971"; /* 728x90, created 4/18/09 */ google_ad_slot = "4928818351"; google_ad_width = 728; google_ad_height = 90; //--> </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script> <style type="text/css"> p {color: #cccccc} p {font-size: 120%} h {font-size: 200%} h {color: #ffffff} </style> <br><br> <h>Random Slogans</h><br> <p>August 1, 2007</p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> After the random haikus, I found out, totally by accident, a random slogan generator. I swear it was by accident. I had googled "slogan" to find some material to exercise my critical teeth on, when this website came up. All you have to do is write a word in the bar, and click. And presto, you have your very own public relations agent. So let's see what this electronic agent would advise as slogans for me. I enter my name - <b>"Nicolas"</b> - and let the fun begin.<br><br><hr> </td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i><br> Keep That Nicolas Complexion.<br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> That must refer to a rather pale complexion.<br><br> </td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i> Nicolas, and on, and on...<br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> Yeah, he tends to rant.<br><br> </td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i> The Curiously Strong Nicolas.<br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> Curiously? Why is that? <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i> Go On, Get Your Nicolas Out.<br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> Er... <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i> Nicolas Not Included.<br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> Aw, this one actually made me feel sad. <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i>Say It With Nicolas. <br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> Do, he'll help you turn a normal sentence into an impossibly wordy set of paragraphs. <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i> Unzip a Nicolas.<br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> Leave my pants alone will you. <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i> There Ain't No Party Like A Nicolas Party.<br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> Damn right, there ain't no Nicolas party. <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i> Monsieur, with this Nicolas you are really spoiling us.<br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> I know, I know.<hr> <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> Then I got tired of my own name and so I entered the word <b>"death"</b> which is a hard concept to advertise for, and one you don't need to advertise for, because it's for everyone regardless of money or the desire to get it. That's the king of products. <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i> I Can't Believe It's Not Death.<br><br> The Death of your Life.<br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> I swear I didn't make this one up! <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i> Wouldn't You Like To Be A Death Too?<br><br> Put A Death In Your Tank.<br><br> Solutions For a Small Death.<br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> If you're familiar with the little death thing, this one is funny. <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i> Probably The Best Death In The World.<br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> There's no other that matches this death! <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i> You Can Be Sure of Death.<br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> Er... That's not funny. This one is too right on to be any fun. <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i> The Death That Refreshes.<br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> Death by immersion in the South Pole waters? <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i> Come to Life. Come to Death.<br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> Once again, I swear I didn't make this one up either. <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i> My Anti-Drug is Death.<br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> Radical. <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i> Death. It's Everywhere You Wanna Be.<br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> Eh... <br><hr></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> Then I used <b>"paradigm"</b>: <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i> It Makes Your Paradigm Smack.<br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> Oh yes. <br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i> Have Paradigm Your Way.<br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> Isn't that what everyone does anyway? No. <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i> No-One Does Chicken Like Paradigm.<br><br> Have You Forgotten How Good Paradigm Tastes?<br><br> Don't Live a Little, Live a Paradigm.<br><hr> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> <br>And then I used <b>"goolies"</b>, which is a Scottish slang word for testicles: <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i> Show Me The Goolies!<br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> Ahahahaha, I <i>swear</i> this is real! <br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"><br> <i> Prolongs Active Goolies.<br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> Same! <br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i> What Can Goolies Do For You?<br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> What can they <i>not</i> do for you? <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i> When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Goolies.<br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> This is hilarious, makes you wonder about those tough people... Too good! <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i> Don't You Just Love Being In Goolies?<br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> Haven't we all been there? <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i>Men Can't Help Acting On Goolies. <br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> Whatever! <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i> Choosy Mothers Choose Goolies. <br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> I guess there's a direct cause and effect relation here. <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i>Would You Give Someone Your Last Goolies? <br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> Hell no!<hr> <br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> Now to the word <b>"bullshit"</b>: <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i>Step Into The Bullshit. <br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> Yes! <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i>Oh Hungry? Oh Bullshit. <br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> Yeah, don't think you fool us. <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i>Sometimes You Feel Like a Bullshit, Sometimes You Don't. <br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> Oh life. <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i>It's Bullshit Time. <br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> It is! <br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i>How Do You Eat Your Bullshit? <br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> With some salt and ketchup, why? Nah, I usually eat mine with a lot of silliness. <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i>Change Your Whole Bullshit.<br><br> I'm Only Here For The Bullshit. <br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> I love this one. <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i>If You've Got the Time, We've Got the Bullshit. <br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> Ahaha, couldn't just about any major company use that one and be truthful? <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i>Bullshit Is Good For You. <br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> Nope! <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i>The Bullshit For All Ages.<br><br> Uh-oh, Better Get Bullshit. <br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> Ahaha, that one rules. Sounds like wise political advice. <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i>Sharing the Bullshit of your Life. <br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> A good name for most blog sites. <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i>Your Flexible Bullshit. <br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> Yes! <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i>Good Honest Bullshit Since 1896. <br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> That's too good too, I bet half of you won't even believe I got those at random. <br><br></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="center"> <i>Let the Bullshit Begin. <br> </i></td></tr></p> <table border="0" width="40%"><tr><td><p align="justify"><br> Or not.<br><br> That's all folks! <br><br>©Nicolas</td></tr></p> </center> </body> </html>